Me: Hey Tumblr, I'll be right back, I just gotta-
Tumblr: Sit your fucking ass down.
When school interrupts your summer.
paperisanecessity: You can lock one of the most iconic supervillans in a cupboard. If I was Britain in 1938 and heard that Hitler was locked in a cupboard, the first thing I would say is: “Why hasn’t someone done this earlier?”
Attention: You are unauthorized. Your existence...
i have 29 friends on pottermore and i only know... →
thegrintandhisicecreamtruck: otherwise i’m going to delete you today
I'M A SLYTHERIN!
The sorting hat says so! My happiness knows no end! I know my place in the world!
Anonymous asked: black and white as in, if you were painting your room.
Frequent sightings within the Whovian fandom:
the-eleventh-blog: A sightseeing guide to the fandom Read More
Reblog if you want your followers to tell you... →
Hey, you! Yeah, you!
aye-solemnly-swear: idreamofphelps: Do you like James and Oliver Phelps? Do you like the Weasley twins? Do you just like Harry Potter in general? Then reblog this, because I want to follow you!
Are you brave enough to let me see your peacock?...
A mad man with a box.: If Steven Moffat, Eric... →
i-aint-bovvered: Moffat: “And so the first meeting with the producers of ‘SuperWho Potter and the Mind Fuck from Hell’ has begun. First order of business….let’s kill Rory.” Kripke:”Good idea, we can send him to hell and burn Amy on the ceiling. And a couple episodes later we can have a…
Guess what movie i just bought!
That 5 min party you have when the teacher leaves...
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If Pottermore tells me I'm a good finder, heads...
Anonymous asked: white or black?
notquiteabsoluteares: witchornot: tumblr is the only social network that refuses to let someone socialize And it’s the only one I WANT to socialize on!
Whoever tells you that buying a wand is a bad idea...
organizationxiii: I use mine to: scratch my back scratch my head brush the hair out of my eyes drum on random objects chew because I have a need to chew on things twirl in times of boredom smack people feel like a mother fucking wizard
My mom watching Dr. Who for the first time:
Cybermen (talking about taking over the world): we will remove sex, race, class...
Mom: Remove sex? FUCK THAT!
Me: mom, they mean gender
Mom: either way there would be no sex! I'm turning this shit off!
I've always wanted to see myself from a guy's...