If there is ever a female doctor, I have only one request.
I want her to find her new outfit, and then go to put her sonic in her jacket. And then, the sonic falls to the floor. And she looks down, and realizes she has no jacket pockets.
So then every episode her sonic moves. Like one day it’s in her hair, and then her belt, and then tucked into her shirt, and she just constantly complains about the lack of pockets.
Today I was sad and stoned so I bought a new yoga mat.
I’m still sad and stoned but i guess i’d rather be sad and stoned on a new yoga mat.
- mom: how are your grades this semester?
- me: mother what's important is that we have health