June 2013
14 posts
If there is ever a female doctor, I have only one request.
I want her to find her new outfit, and then go to put her sonic in her jacket. And then, the sonic falls to the floor. And she looks down, and realizes she has no jacket pockets.
So then every episode her sonic moves. Like one day it’s in her hair, and then her belt, and then tucked into her shirt, and she just constantly complains about the lack of pockets.
Today I was sad and stoned so I bought a new yoga mat.
I’m still sad and stoned but i guess i’d rather be sad and stoned on a new yoga mat.
#its purple
May 2013
72 posts
- mom: how are your grades this semester?
- me: mother what's important is that we have health
Watching a soap opera
Because it was on when I turned on the tv.
And the show captivated me before I had time to change the channel.
I guess this is it for me.
Time to adopt seven cats.
I had a good run.